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Not A Chick, Not Yet a Bird​-​Man (The Jarring Tale of Our Young Hero Dick Grayson, or as You Know Him, Robin, as He Transcends Into Adulthood! It's a Dynamic Story Full of Existential Struggle and The Glory That Unites Us All)

by Dick Grayson

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The Return of Jafar (No This Isn't a Sequel! This is Only the First Chapter of Our Young Hero, Dick Grayson, AKA Robin's Life!) 00:40
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I’m a noble boy I am everything a bat could want with great legs And great thighs Tra-la-la Watch me dance Weeeeeeee!
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Behold! The Mighty Esquilax! (In This Scene, Which is Really a SMASHING Scene, We Find Our Young Dick Running Through a Farm On His Quest For Manhood!) 00:49
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Oh boy... (choir of farm animals)
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We Are Dirck Grayson! (Actually, His Name is DICK Grayson. Dick is QUITE Drunk in This Scene, and is Not Ready to Accept That He is No Longer a Child) 00:59
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Dick Grayson enters stage left He says befuddled: "Tralala watch as the sky shatters into a million splinters Each one piercing every vital organ (Unintelligible) (Groans) (Unintelligible) AAARARRRRGGGHHH you gave me the key i gave my life
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Take a Crap You Crap Man! (Oh Dear, Dick is STILL Quite Drunk...With His New Found Adulthood He Has Also Discovered the Pains of Incontinence...) 01:14
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I seek a restroom only to find forgiveness I seek a restroom only- FUCK (unintelligible) How we used to be... I seek a restroom Yeah! Subdivisions Subdivisions Subdivisions Subdivisions Subdivisions Subdivisions
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Show Me Leviathan! (In His Drunken State, I Believe "Leviathan" is a Reference to His errr...Stool....And He is Pleading to God For it to Pass. Quite Frankly I Don't Want to Stick Around Much Longer, it Smells Quite Awful, And I May Have Hepatitis!) 02:25
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Oh god Why me god?? Why?? Why have you put this Foul beast upon me?? Oh it hurts! (Unintelligible) Oh! (Unintelligible) If you ask for mercy Ask a deaf man He asked for mercy He asked a deaf man And he replied with full authority- “HMMMMMMMMM”

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This is second (but technically third) studio album by the acclaimed DICK GRAYSON. It is a follow up to the surprise debut album "Whenever I Cant Sleep I Pretend I've Been Assassinated Part II (The Awakening of the Moon Child, Sebastian)" which is itself a sequel to the yet to be released album "Ovulation Studies (I Don't Care Where Carmen San Diego Is)"

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released April 2, 2020

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